Tony animated this for David Spates.
My buddy tells you what to do if you ever find yourself stuck without toilet paper after pooping.
I honestly made the best sandwich ever today. It was, like, the sandwich of the GODS. First off, I got some ciabatta bread, and toasted it to crispy perfection with some swiss, provalone, AND cheddar cheeses in it. Smelled SO good. Then I got the freshest lettuce, onion, tomato and spinach leaves, and put them in there. I also threw in the pickled-est pickles and spiciest jalapenos. Then, I put in this seasoned-to-perfection ham, turkey AND chicken, topped with the most delicious bacon that was ever fried. Then, I added a bit of bar-b-que sauce, a dash of oregano, and a squirt of italian dressing just for a bit of zestyness. It was a foot and a half of heavenly sandwichy goodness. I bit into it, and I swear to god, my tongue had an orgasm. It was the most amazing thing I’ve ever tasted. The rush of flavor, the crispiness of the bread, the aroma of the entire thing was just an amazing feat to behold! Also, Bin Laden’s dead.